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Today’s Featured Article at wikipedia.org is The Power of Nightmares.

If you’re unfamiliar with the series of three hour-long documentary films, that’s probably because it has had limited exposure in the US. The reasons for this are obvious: it compares radical islam with neo-conservatism, showing how they are similar and feed off each other.

So be a good little mouse potato and go check it out!

This is without a doubt the best web game named after a Pearl Jam song.

Spin the Black Circle.

Propz to Porkchop

Twist and Shout is selling keychains that have clocks counting down the days, minutes, and seconds left for the Bush Administration. These are also available online at backwardsbush.com.

Get yours today!

Earlier this month two towns in southern Vermont voted to have Bush and Cheney arrested for “crimes against our Constitution,” should they ever be foolish enough to pay one of the towns a visit. Interestingly, Vermont is the only state in our union that Bush has not yet visited.

The votes were held on primary day, Tuesday, March 4th. In Brattleboro the measure passed 2,012 to 1,795, while in Marlboro the non-binding measure was approved in a town meeting by 43 to 25.

One wonders whether the arresting officers could find some reason to spend a minute or two waterboarding the two prior to prosecution, impeachment, or extradition. Perhaps then we could finally learn the truth about Iraq’s WMDs, Valerie Plame, the FBI’s wiretaps, etc.? More likely they’d just tell the interrogators what they want to hear, proving the technique’s uselessness.

The conservative response to the news is all too predictable. I personally am counting the days (308) until a new administration puts the current one out of the world’s misery.

Everyone in Denver knows The Market (on Larimer), but did you know that The Market is also home to the best barista on the planet, Mr. Scott Barnes:

It doesn’t hurt that The Market also has the best espresso in town.

NOTE: If you don’t see Scott behind the counter, turn around and march right down to the Tattered Cover or Evil Bean, lest you wind up with a cup of milk from some lesser wanna-be who should be working at Charbucks.

Propz to We-Todd for the photo

With Bush out of the picture (I personally am counting the days until the Real Mission Is Accomplished!) it looks like for the first time this century it will finally be safe to vote for a Third Party Presidential Candidate. YES!!!

If you are a Libertarian or simply interested in learning more about The Party, now’s the time to register for the LP convention, to be held at the Adam’s Mark Hotel in Denver, Colorado, from Thursday, May 22nd through Monday, May 26th (Memorial Day weekend).

Speakers include:

• Reggie Rivers
• David Harsanyi
• Jessica Peck Corry
• Craig Shirley
• Desiree Hickson
• Neal Boortz
• Michael Cloud
• Councilman Doug Anderson
• Former Congressman Bob Barr
• Trustee Joe Johnson

Welcome Reception Entertainment is to be provided by “Plastered in Paris.” Yeah I do not know what that means either but it definitely sounds entertaining.

Packages range in price from $99 to $469.

Just say “No” to the status quo and register now at denverlpcon.com!

Propz to Mike via teh Nickz0rz for teh youtub3z0rz goodness.

So sayeth Juan the Pool Boy, aka Tracy, author of the now-famous WeeWar Greasemonkey Stats Script:

OK … wait no more … Pluto has fixed the problem. All you need to do is install the Big Map script. I could have cannibalized the code and pasted it into the Stats script, but it seems like leaving the two scripts as they are provides a better overall solution.

So go here: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/13738 and
install the BigMap script and be watching for an update to the Stats script.
A couple of people have provided me with some updates that I will be adding into it soon.

As always, the latest can be found at http://9kinds.com/scripts/weewarstats.user.js

While you’re patiently waiting for Tracy to redesign his Weewar stats script to be compliant with their new CSS-based layout, you can suffer TD-style with Protector (you should probably get a Kongregate login if you don’t have one).
Mega Time-Sink.
Damn you, Porkchop