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Plutocracy > Democracy

January 26th, 2006

The concept of a President elected to do the will of the people and enforce the Constitution of that people is a thing of the past.  The confirmation of pro-unchecked-presidential-power Alito will further the transformation of the American Government from democracy to….well, an even more blatant and evil version of what it already is today.

Found this beautiful Hunter S Thompson paper on proto-scumbag Nixon, who set a new precedent for the amoral president.  Enjoy the relevance.

There’s pr0n on the Internet?

January 22nd, 2006

Some people seem to think that Google is the Internet eqivalent of the antichrist. Now that perspective may even be shared by the US Department of Justice, as Google has vowed to "vigorously" fight a subpoena originally requiring a 2-month span’s worth of search inquiries and a listing of every website known to the search engine. Now, granted, Google does maintain a bit more information than other search engines, but it is good to see that they’re putting forth a vigorous fight to defend privacy, especially against as stupid a law as the Bush administration is trying to defend.

Ultimate Showdown

January 21st, 2006

I’m a sucker for musical flash animation. Muflanimation.

Orange Friday

January 19th, 2006

Before we go to an “All Civ All the Time” format over here at FES, I’d like to point out that his honor, Mayor John “The Wynkoop” Hickenlooper and Governor Bill “I Am Sofa King” Owens have jointly declared Friday Jan 20th, 2006 to be Orange Friday in recognition of the participation of our very own much beloved Denver Broncos in this Sunday’s AFC championship game versus the Pittsburgh Steelers, a loathesome crew of miscreants, sojourners, and mercenaries.

Officials of the city and county of Denver were surprisingly serious about the whole thing, declaring that anyone found in public not wearing orange tomorrow would be detained and forced to watch and endless loop of the
NFL Films highlight reel of “The Drive.”

Go Broncos!

Finally got to use the Denver category! Yay!

The civ you’ve been waiting for

January 19th, 2006

Canada, eh?

Some industrius lad over at Civfanatics has created a mod to let us all play as The Great White North. Will you choose Pierre Trudeau or Lester B. Pearson as your leader? The unique unit is Canada Corps — infantry that start with March. Looks decent, eh?

Opening the game in Civ4

January 16th, 2006

If you don’t have Civilization 4 installed on your PC right now you really need to go to a quiet place and do some contemplation. How has your life taken this sad turn? Where did you go wrong?

Well, you probably went wrong when you didn’t go out and get Civ4, genius. When you’re done navel-gazing go out and take care of business.

Anyway, I’ve been asked to give my early game strategy tips. So here you go. These strats will probably work on any skill level up to prince. I haven’t tried anything above that yet. My style of play is weighted toward combat, but a lot of these tips will work with any strategy.

I like to go random when picking my civ. It’s a good way to get a feel for all the civ and it forces you to try different strategies and be flexible in your approach. Pay attention to the special unit of your civ and your leader’s attributes. Industrious? Try to get stone/marble and build some wonders. Philosophical? Find ways to crank up your great people points. Financial? Build tons of cottages.

Try to take advantage of your special unit. Make them count.

If you get a civ with the starting tech hunting, then you’ll have a scout. Otherwise, you’ll have a warrior. Send that scout/warrior out to find the minor tribes to get free techs and whatnot. Search in a radial pattern around your main town so you can also see what kinds of resources you’ll be able to snag with your next city. Turn on the feature that pops up the little pointers to resources. This is an easy way to spot them when the fog of war is obscuring the terrain.

What to build first? A second scout is generally not worth the 8-12 turns it takes to build. In my experience the second scout usually just gets eaten by a bear or killed by a barbarian warrior and almost never finds any more minor tribes. Also, if there are a bunch of trees or jungle around then the scout’s movement bonus is lost. So build a warrior.

What to research first? If you have mysticism as a starting tech, go for polytheism so you can found Hinduism. Don’t try for Meditation. The AI will beat you to it on prince level or higher.

A note on religion: if you have a lot of AI opponents, consider waiting before converting to a religion. It usually just pisses them off when you inevitably end up with different faiths. This is especially true of aggressive type AI’s like Montezuma. Isabella’s another one where religious differences seem to goad her into war. Of course, if your neighbors are the same religion as you, then go for it.

Back to research. Usually, you’ll want to get about two techs to allow worker improvements and bronze working as your top priorities. If your neighbors are agressive, get bronze working fast. You’ll need it for three things: chopping down forests to rush production, slavery (again for rushing), and axemen/spearmen (for defense).

Chopping down forests for the production bonus (chop rushing) is pretty much the best way to get a leg up on the AI. Those 30 hammers in the ancient period are worth relatively more than later in the game. What forests should you chop? I like to pick the ones on grassland near water since you probably want to irrigate those anyway. Also, if you’re city borders are wide enough, don’t forget you can chop the forests outside the “workable” area of the city. One other thing to look out for: If you’re going to improve land that has a forest on it (say a mine on a forested hill), chop the trees, then build the improvement. You’ll get the production bonus quicker.

What to rush build? I say settlers and wonders. Since cities are the fount from which all goodness flows, it makes sense to get those settlers out early. Wonders are kind of self-explanatory. Be aware that you can only reasonably chop rush the early wonders. 30 extra hammers won’t put much of a dent in the middle or late game wonders at all.

Population rushing (from slavery) is a great. If you have a town with a resisting laborer due to unhappiness, pop rushing will actually make the town happier most of time. The 10 turns of unhappiness is hardly ever a big deal. Just don’t reduce the population to the point where the city takes too long to recover. A population of 3 or 4 is about the limit depending on the city’s resources.

Once you have bronze working, look for copper. If you can’t secure a source of copper, get animal husbandry to look for horses. If you can’t get horses, go straight for iron working. You must have either copper, iron, or horses — the three key military resources — to survive when the AI decides that your close borders are sparking tensions. This is especially true if you’ve converted to a religion that your neighbors haven’t adopted. They’ll be chomping at the bit to come after you.

Do not neglect your military! On the higher skill levels the AI will send in dozens of units to attack you. I took out 56 Keshiks against Genghis Khan once on prince difficulty. Build counter-units! If your opponent has chariots or horsemen, build spearmen. If he’s got swordsmen, build axemen. If he’s got axemen, build more axemen (no real counter for them). Throw catapults at big stacks of units. They’ll probably die, but collateral damage is very powerful.

My build order is usually warrior, worker, (2nd warrior if I started with a scout), settler, best available military unit (x2), settler. I might change it if I’m going for an early wonder like Stonehenge or The Oracle.

By the time I get the worker out, I expect to have bronze working so I can start chop rushing. Delay building the worker if you don’t have anything for him to do yet (i.e. you haven’t researched any worker techs like The Wheel). Also, don’t start the worker until your town has 2 population. Otherwise, he’ll take forever to build. If you’re a couple of turns away from 2 pop, work on barracks or the 2nd warrior for a bit then switch (you won’t lose your investment by switching — when you go back to building the barracks, it will resume where you left off).

Hopefully, these tips will actually be helpful.

Pres. Gen. Musharraf (Furious): You bombed our schoolchildren! (-4)

January 16th, 2006

In an apparent effort to completely unite all Muslim-majority countries against the U.S., we’ve decided to blow us up some civilians in Pakistan.
Bush is trying to cause a World War III.

The spread of the war?

January 11th, 2006

Iran has now removed IAEA tags and resumed studies on the enrichment of uranium. They say that this uranium is only for the production of energy for domestic use, and of course would never be used to make weapons.

Of course, Iranian leadership has stated that Israel should be “wiped off the map.” So, one can imagine the concerns that may be growing in Tel Aviv, especially with Israel’s prime minister looking like he’ll be out of comission for the foreseeable future. Fortunately, Sharon ordered Israel’s military to be ready to perform strikes on Iran’s nuclear capacity as soon as April.

This is one of the issues that I struggle with. While I can understand Iran’s desire to expand its technological base and to limit its dependency on the world’s dwindling oil supplies, I can also understand how Israel may see a nuclear Iran as an imminent threat. Given President Bush’s wonderful example-setting pre-emptive strike policy, it’s not unforseeable for an Israeli attack on Iran and its nuclear (or nucular if you prefer) facilities. The real question is what position the US will take in the matter, and how many lives we are willing to spend to defend Israel.

Stumbleupon

January 11th, 2006

This little Firefox plugin makes me feel like I did back when the web was new and the Cool Site of the Day archives were a never-ending supply of entertainment.

Install it. Choose your categories of interest. Hit the “Stumble” button, and POW. Holy crap is this thing a timesink!

Pat Robertson

January 7th, 2006

Ok, so Pat Robertson said that Ariel Sharon’s stroke was God’s doing as punishment for dividing the holy land or something. And of course he was out there calling for Hugo Chavez’s assassination a litle while back. And then there was the time he said the New Orleans got wiped off the map for “allowing” those sodomites to live there.

As the resident non-atheist here at FES I feel compelled to say something before the whole “LETS GET RID OF ALL RELIGION BLARG GLARB HURF” fagdance gets rolling.

If a Christian is someone who follows the teachings of Christ, then Robertson is not a Christian. He thinks he is, but he’s not. In fact the majority of Americans who consider themselves to be Christian aren’t. I’m looking at you, “Christian” Right.

Jesus basically taught that the values of the world are the opposite of of what they should be. Money, power, sex, fame? Meaningless and empty. The acclaim and admiration of men? Don’t make me laugh. He taught that prayer was a private thing and should be conducted in private away from other people. Why don’t American “Christians” read their own book? I don’t know.

He used a lot of allegory and parable. This confuses a lot of people nowadays. Not only that, but the Gospel of Thomas, the best collection of his sayings, was expunged from the Bible for political reasons a long time ago. Go figure. I’m pretty sure all the fancy miracles are made up too.

At any rate, guys like Robertson are exactly the massive hypocrites that Jesus used to rail against. They’re the guys who had him crucified. Like the good book says, Robertson already has his reward.

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