As Goater says, “this is surprising even for fox ‘news’:”
no comments about what’s going on in Oscar the Grouch’s trashcan with a sheep, plz
Help Bossie get milked… I think.
Warning: retarded
I have no idea what this is, but it’s fun.
Make sure to add more zombies
You and everyone on the net need to help nip these bastards in the bud by taking action now!
Your teh Intarwebz depends on it!
Thks to tomh for the link
You have two problems, the first of which is an overabundance of tableware, forks in particular. It’s one of those things that happens to people. You wake up, go to the kitchen, and open the drawer for a spoon to stir the cream on your coffee. Then it hits you. I have a lot of forks.
Luckily your second problem isn’t so much a problem as a proclivity for doing odd things with the odd things in your life. So you get to work. And when you’re done you take pictures and post them on the web.
It’s fork art.
Don’t miss the adults-only section for fork porn.
While it’s easy to get distracted by the riveting story of Dick Cheney’s marksmanship, there are far more important things that have been happening in the country. For those with short memories, a covert CIA operative was outed by someone in the administration. That someone is increasingly looking like it’s the Vice President himself. So, as a preventative measure, King Cheney has declared that he can arbitrarily declassify documents at will.
It’s just one more symptom of an administration that is out of control. They don’t perceive themselves to be above the law. They believe themselves to be the law; to be the ultimate authority above all else. And, since the Republican-dominated Congress won’t challenge or investigate even blatantly illegal activities that the administration admits to. Where’s it going to end?
This EFF article ought to make you think twice about willingly signing up for every kooky idea Google can come up with.
Apparently, if you look at it the wrong way, the newest version of Google Desktop uploads copies of your documents onto their servers for faster searching. How long before the spooks or the Russian mafia get their hands on your files?
Let me say again that I’m sure that the geeks who are in charge of Google for now will fight for your rights. They’ve got a good track record what with fighting the porn subpoena and all. However, all high-profile public companies eventually succomb to the pressure of the sociopathic bean counters and MBAs. It just takes a bad quarter or two before the suits are tenting their fingers and whispering excellent under their collective breath.
Next thing you know, a quick vote from the Google board puts in a Maserati-dirving CEO to get things back on track. Then every damn thing you’ve ever touched related to Google is cross correlated with that master cookie of theirs, bundled up, tied with a bow, and sold to Proctor and Gamble, Roy’s Spamhaus, and Ivan the Enforcer. Bonuses for the entire executive management team follow. Why didn’t we think of this before?
Mark my words. It might not happen this year or this decade, but it will happen. Somehow those evil bastards are going to get their hands on the goldmine of information that Google is assembling about you. How long do you plan on participating in the voluntary surrender of your private life?
At a bare minimum, at least get off the gmail. Sheesh. Even if you delete your mail, you know they’ve got a backup somewhere right?
I’d like to applaud Prime Minister Rasmussen of Denmark, pictured below, for defending the rights of his people to freedom of the press (for a brief synopsis of the subject, read The Rude Pundit’s writeup –the crappy cartoons in question can be found over at Face of Muhammed ). The Danish government is neither condemning nor censoring the stupid cartoons in question, thereby not caving under pressure from religious groups (as we do).
Since at least Iran and Saudi Arabia have begun boycotting Denmark, might I call upon all flatearthers to offset the boycott by picking up some Danish brews , chocolates, or cookies?
Danish Prime Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen
P.S. On a lark, I went looking for an anti-christian cartoon, being the equal opportunity offender that I am…there’s just not much out there.
Here’s a nice old-school simulation of the current administration’s policy. Fellow crusties who were keying in BASIC programs from Softside magazine back in the day, enjoy.
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