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And you weren’t there to see it…

…but then, neither was I…

thank God for Youtube.

Why just this very minute, Littleton has authorized a Special Enforcement Team to tackle the (let’s face it — horrific) graffiti problem.

Word is they’re modeling the program after this successful campaign set up by former New york mayor Rudy Giuliani:

Now that ought to do it!

Flight versus invisibility.

This question is only for you. Whichever you pick, you’ll be the only person in the world to have that particular superpower. You can’t have both.

Which do you choose?

Humorist John Hodgman (lately famous as the “PC Guy” in the Mac ads) poses this question and discusses the responses he gets in this March 2006 episode of This American Life.

(Click the “Full Episode” link to open a playback window. If you’re not interested in The intro, the segment starts at about the 6 minute mark. Requires javascript.)

Link.

Let there be much gnashing of teeth and wringing of hands, for Spore is delayed again (article linked off of games.slashdot.org).
Fuckity.

BUUUUUUUUT…..
UPDATE! Desktop Tower Defense 1.5 has been released! Hooray!

Bunny Game. ‘Nuff said.
This guy has too much time on his hands.

Got this off of a site that Lyssa plays on at after-school-care.
Back off or I’ll flick a booger on your screen.

OK bitches what’s your name?

Comments are required this time, muthafuckers!!

When the music’s over turn out the light.
Turn out the light.
Turn out the light.

For those of you who missed one or more episodes of The Sopranos, including maybe the one last night, I would like to save you the expense of all those DVDs and say that the ultimate message is of the entire series is:

Every day is a gift

And that’s your bottom line - the Sopranos in a nutshell.

Phrased like that, without the foul language, nudity, senseless violence, and cold-blooded murder, it sounds almost religious, doesn’t it? After getting shot, what should Tony do?

And after repeated and continuing fuckage attempts by multiple telcos, what should DancinFool do?

The answer to that question is left as an exercise for the reader.

Which is to say: yeah, maybe your Monday sucks, but get over it, no matter how bad it gets, a Monday every week sure as hell beats the alternative.

‘Cause the music is your only friend, until the end.
Until the end.
Until the end.
Un - til the … end….

Or … not….