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Fox “News”: Church Members Dress Like Jesus to Protest Secularization of Christmas

December 31st, 2008

See for yourself.

A woman wearing a hommeade toga and a crwon of thorns.
Is that a tablecloth?

Like an artist whose medium is shit, I’m guessing their plan is to provoke a reaction through a conceptual performance piece called In Really, Really Poor Taste (Sacrilege?). Can’t see how this would garner any sympathy from the “Happy Holidays” crowd they’re apparently going after.

Secondly, this being the Christmas season and all, shouldn’t they be dressing as the baby Jesus? Like with diapers and halos or something?

Two things

December 20th, 2008

One:

I went to a Rush concert a while ago. (This is part of some sort of karmic penance I have to do. Look, I don’t want to go into it. Just bite me. I went. Let’s leave it at that, right?) The way these things go is they play a bunch of new crap no one has heard of before while we, the ticket buyers who paid a metric ass-load of money for the privilege, stand around getting drunk waiting to hear Red Barchetta or Spirit of Radio. That’s how these things work.

This is what people at Cure concerts are waiting for:

UPDATE: Had to replace broken link with “Lullaby”, hope this is what Cannonballer intended–if not he can fucken fix it his own damn self when he logs in sometime on 2011 or so.
Nice guess, but it was “Primary.”

If you’re not doing that stupid goth dance by the end of that, congratulations, you are not old. Also, too bad for you.

Two:

I like this number by The Duke Spirit:

That is all.

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December 4th, 2008

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