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Boing Boing’s Mark Fraunfelder explains it all.

I’m going to try it this weekend.

One:

I went to a Rush concert a while ago. (This is part of some sort of karmic penance I have to do. Look, I don’t want to go into it. Just bite me. I went. Let’s leave it at that, right?) The way these things go is they play a bunch of new crap no one has heard of before while we, the ticket buyers who paid a metric ass-load of money for the privilege, stand around getting drunk waiting to hear Red Barchetta or Spirit of Radio. That’s how these things work.

This is what people at Cure concerts are waiting for:

UPDATE: Had to replace broken link with “Lullaby”, hope this is what Cannonballer intended–if not he can fucken fix it his own damn self when he logs in sometime on 2011 or so.
Nice guess, but it was “Primary.”

If you’re not doing that stupid goth dance by the end of that, congratulations, you are not old. Also, too bad for you.

Two:

I like this number by The Duke Spirit:

That is all.

So sayeth Juan the Pool Boy, aka Tracy, author of the now-famous WeeWar Greasemonkey Stats Script:

OK … wait no more … Pluto has fixed the problem. All you need to do is install the Big Map script. I could have cannibalized the code and pasted it into the Stats script, but it seems like leaving the two scripts as they are provides a better overall solution.

So go here: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/13738 and
install the BigMap script and be watching for an update to the Stats script.
A couple of people have provided me with some updates that I will be adding into it soon.

As always, the latest can be found at http://9kinds.com/scripts/weewarstats.user.js

ZOMGWTFBBQ!!1!!

Search for anything at all…

I had quite a good time with “beer”…3 minutes at a time. Post your best search results in Comments.

Propz to Porkchop for teh eye-opening “experience”

Our friend TracyT, aka Juan the Pool Boy, has a newly updated version of his weewarstats.user.js script.
This is a greasemonkey script, which is an extension for Firefox available here, which displays number of units and relative strength for each army on the weewar playfield screen.
If, for some reason, you are an abject fucktard and are NOT running Firefox, go download it right now. Only assholes run Internet Asploder.
After installing the greasemonkey extension, you’ll need to restart Firefox.
To install the weewarstats.user.js, either just go to http://9kinds.com/scripts/weewarstats.user.js (if you already have greasemonkey installed) or right-click, save-as, then get greasemonkey installed and then simply drag it from your desktop (or wherever you saved it) onto the browser window.
UPDATE: You need the Weewar BigMap script as well.

Rocking the Ubuntu 7.04, migrated all sites to newest apache 2.2, mysql 5, and php 5. Laziness would have kept this site on the pokey 5-year-old Mandrake 9 box forever if the root drive in that machine hadn’t begun spewing DMA errors over 4 months ago (and even then, I didn’t really get off my ass until reiserfs started spewing I/O errors last week).
Doing this digital janitor shit all day is starting to make me not want to do it at night.
I’ll never be as cool as Janitor on Scrubs, meh.

Dancin Fool, you may now update at will