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I only thought of this two-and-a-half months too late

November 3rd, 2008

Hope.  (Bob)

There’s a buttload more of these Shepard Fairey homages over at Rene Wanner’s Poster Page…. I think my favorites are Soup, Dependsrent a car bulgaria, and any of the Scary Bitch Palin posters, with honorable mention to Bork. Also, The Hoff (not pictured).

I could have made the big time on cafepress if it weren’t for those meddling 21stcenturyfilth kids.

UPDATE:   And furthermore, Teh Nickz0rz sends lolatmccain.com

The Power of Nightmares

July 22nd, 2008

Today’s Featured Article at wikipedia.org is The Power of Nightmares.

If you’re unfamiliar with the series of three hour-long documentary films, that’s probably because it has had limited exposure in the US. The reasons for this are obvious: it compares radical islam with neo-conservatism, showing how they are similar and feed off each other.

So be a good little mouse potato and go check it out!

King of the Baristas

March 12th, 2008

Everyone in Denver knows The Market (on Larimer), but did you know that The Market is also home to the best barista on the planet, Mr. Scott Barnes:
Barista Extraordinaire
It doesn’t hurt that The Market also has the best espresso in town.

NOTE: If you don’t see Scott behind the counter, turn around and march right down to the Tattered Cover or Evil Bean, lest you wind up with a cup of milk from some lesser wanna-be who should be working at Charbucks.

Propz to We-Todd for the photo

When homoeroticism blossoms

November 26th, 2007


Propz to C-Bart the PFY for teh youtubez0rz and lolz.

The Connecticut Clipper

July 21st, 2007

In honor of our annual trip to The Shore:

In a big tumbler of ice, stir:
One shot Captain Morgan’s rum
Half shot of Grand Marnier/Cointreau
One shot cherry pomegranate juice (impossible to find here, everywhere back east)
One shot sparkling water/club soda
Splash (half a capful maybe) of Rose’s Lime
Three drops Angustura bitters

Polysics and Strong Machine 2 Perform “I My Me Mine” Live at Liquidroom in Tokyo

June 27th, 2007

And you weren’t there to see it… :(

…but then, neither was I…

thank God for Youtube.

Prison Bitch Name

June 14th, 2007

OK bitches what’s your name?

Comments are required this time, muthafuckers!!

The Sopranos in a Nutshell

June 11th, 2007

When the music’s over turn out the light.
Turn out the light.
Turn out the light.

For those of you who missed one or more episodes of The Sopranos, including maybe the one last night, I would like to save you the expense of all those DVDs and say that the ultimate message is of the entire series is:

Every day is a gift

And that’s your bottom line - the Sopranos in a nutshell.

Phrased like that, without the foul language, nudity, senseless violence, and cold-blooded murder, it sounds almost religious, doesn’t it? After getting shot, what should Tony do?

And after repeated and continuing fuckage attempts by multiple telcos, what should DancinFool do?

The answer to that question is left as an exercise for the reader.

Which is to say: yeah, maybe your Monday sucks, but get over it, no matter how bad it gets, a Monday every week sure as hell beats the alternative.

‘Cause the music is your only friend, until the end.
Until the end.
Until the end.
Un - til the … end….

Or … not….

The Only Real Difference between Bush and Hitler

May 9th, 2007

The Onion has a list of the 15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone Else Ever Has Or Will up at their avclub.com site.

The Only Real Difference between Bush and Hitler is not one of them, but it is mentioned parenthetically under item number 7:

Vonnegut (who often said “The only difference between Bush and Hitler is that Hitler was elected” [emphasis added]) was righteously skeptical about war, having famously survived the only one worth fighting in his lifetime. And it’s never been more true: Left or right, Christian or Muslim, those convinced they’re doing violence in service of a higher power and against an irretrievably inhuman enemy are the most dangerous creatures of all.

Go now and read the rest of the article!

And, like, hell-oooooo peeples, the Real Reason Littleton Sucks is because all suburbs suck. Like, holy hell, Batman, at what point does redundancy equal prison and/or death, when gas hits $4.00/gallon?!? Shaaaa - get a clue already!

Pre-PostModernism

April 5th, 2007

Goddamn Hella thanks to Goater for making me read jwz.livejournal.com, wherein this beauty is embedded.

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