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The Power of Nightmares

July 22nd, 2008

Today’s Featured Article at wikipedia.org is The Power of Nightmares.

If you’re unfamiliar with the series of three hour-long documentary films, that’s probably because it has had limited exposure in the US. The reasons for this are obvious: it compares radical islam with neo-conservatism, showing how they are similar and feed off each other.

So be a good little mouse potato and go check it out!

When homoeroticism blossoms

November 26th, 2007


Propz to C-Bart the PFY for teh youtubez0rz and lolz.

Prison Bitch Name

June 14th, 2007

OK bitches what’s your name?

Comments are required this time, muthafuckers!!

The Sopranos in a Nutshell

June 11th, 2007

When the music’s over turn out the light.
Turn out the light.
Turn out the light.

For those of you who missed one or more episodes of The Sopranos, including maybe the one last night, I would like to save you the expense of all those DVDs and say that the ultimate message is of the entire series is:

Every day is a gift

And that’s your bottom line - the Sopranos in a nutshell.

Phrased like that, without the foul language, nudity, senseless violence, and cold-blooded murder, it sounds almost religious, doesn’t it? After getting shot, what should Tony do?

And after repeated and continuing fuckage attempts by multiple telcos, what should DancinFool do?

The answer to that question is left as an exercise for the reader.

Which is to say: yeah, maybe your Monday sucks, but get over it, no matter how bad it gets, a Monday every week sure as hell beats the alternative.

‘Cause the music is your only friend, until the end.
Until the end.
Until the end.
Un - til the … end….

Or … not….

Pre-PostModernism

April 5th, 2007

Goddamn Hella thanks to Goater for making me read jwz.livejournal.com, wherein this beauty is embedded.

Global Warming: What YOU Can Do about It!

February 13th, 2007

In case you missed it, the verdict is in on our changing climate. What can YOU do about it? Simple: check out vhemt.org and join The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement!

The vehement site is well-reasoned and makes its point quite thoroughly - you really should visit it. I spent an hour or two surfing it last week and am convinced that what we need is fewer of us. Here’s my favorite quote:

Perhaps by considering our own extinction, we will more fully appreciate what the extinction of other species means. Big thicket hog-nosed skunks and rabbit-eared tree rats may be difficult for us to identify with, but then, so are some people’s in-laws.

Too busy to read the whole thing? I can dig it. Get the skinny at Wikipedia.org.

¡ Si se puede !

Blue Dots and You

August 23rd, 2006

So THIS is where blue dots come from!

You IE tardz should set this to be your Active Desktop wallpaper or whatever.  That would be cool.

Fans scarier than the man himself

June 9th, 2006

Everyone’s seen the bizarre and disturbing mostly-Chris-Cunningham official Aphex Twin videos–however a while back I was “surfing” youtube.com with a feeling something reminiscent of the old 1996 days of “surfing the web” and came to a cold halt when I ran across some fan-made Aphex Twin videos.

Warning! Creepy and depressing!:

  • to my further horror, it looks like youtube has pulled the video for Alberto Balsalm! Someone please post a link if you can find it! (You’ll know it when you see it: nice pleasant slowly blossoming ocean nuke testing, and then BAM - GUY GETTIN KILLED - back to serene nuke tests.)

4-20 for joie

April 20th, 2006

joie comic

On the first day, God created David Hasselhoff

April 18th, 2006
These amazon reviews of his “best of” album KILL me…in a good way. Highlights include:
“Midway through the monumental Track 6, I involuntarily sprang up from my seat, threw my entire CD collection out of the window, and ordered a further 172 copies of this masterpiece to fill the space they left behind. I have never regretted it for a moment.”
“Like the Colossi of antiquity, his magnificence is both awe inspiring and humbling. His oeuvre is living proof that the Dumbing Down phenomenon theory is just speculation. Indeed, his music is the culmination of hundreds of years of evolution in Western Classical Music.”
“To listen to these 18 songs of pure, magical bliss is an experience so mindblowing and ecstatic that it is worth knocking your grandma over to turn up the volume.”
“He scoured the slums of Belgium to find the best harmonium player, the canals of Venice to get the greatest squeezebox artist, and the backstreets of Lourdes to discover the most prolific player of the ukelele. These three musicians would join forces like a musical Voltron and rock out so hard that even the international space station would feel it.”

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