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Is that a tablecloth?

Like an artist whose medium is shit, I’m guessing their plan is to provoke a reaction through a conceptual performance piece called In Really, Really Poor Taste (Sacrilege?). Can’t see how this would garner any sympathy from the “Happy Holidays” crowd they’re apparently going after.

Secondly, this being the Christmas season and all, shouldn’t they be dressing as the baby Jesus? Like with diapers and halos or something?

Click it bitch, you know you want to! You know you need it! Oh yeah!!!

Today’s Featured Article at wikipedia.org is The Power of Nightmares.

If you’re unfamiliar with the series of three hour-long documentary films, that’s probably because it has had limited exposure in the US. The reasons for this are obvious: it compares radical islam with neo-conservatism, showing how they are similar and feed off each other.

So be a good little mouse potato and go check it out!

Propz to C-Bart the PFY for teh youtubez0rz and lolz.

…And furthermore, C-Bart also sends the update to the update, bitches:

OK bitches what’s your name?

Comments are required this time, muthafuckers!!

When the music’s over turn out the light.
Turn out the light.
Turn out the light.

For those of you who missed one or more episodes of The Sopranos, including maybe the one last night, I would like to save you the expense of all those DVDs and say that the ultimate message is of the entire series is:

Every day is a gift

And that’s your bottom line - the Sopranos in a nutshell.

Phrased like that, without the foul language, nudity, senseless violence, and cold-blooded murder, it sounds almost religious, doesn’t it? After getting shot, what should Tony do?

And after repeated and continuing fuckage attempts by multiple telcos, what should DancinFool do?

The answer to that question is left as an exercise for the reader.

Which is to say: yeah, maybe your Monday sucks, but get over it, no matter how bad it gets, a Monday every week sure as hell beats the alternative.

‘Cause the music is your only friend, until the end.
Until the end.
Until the end.
Un - til the … end….

Or … not….

Goddamn Hella thanks to Goater for making me read jwz.livejournal.com, wherein this beauty is embedded.

In case you missed it, the verdict is in on our changing climate. What can YOU do about it? Simple: check out vhemt.org and join The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement!

The vehement site is well-reasoned and makes its point quite thoroughly - you really should visit it. I spent an hour or two surfing it last week and am convinced that what we need is fewer of us. Here’s my favorite quote:

Perhaps by considering our own extinction, we will more fully appreciate what the extinction of other species means. Big thicket hog-nosed skunks and rabbit-eared tree rats may be difficult for us to identify with, but then, so are some people’s in-laws.

Too busy to read the whole thing? I can dig it. Get the skinny at Wikipedia.org.

¡ Si se puede !

So THIS is where blue dots come from!

You IE tardz should set this to be your Active Desktop wallpaper or whatever.  That would be cool.

Everyone’s seen the bizarre and disturbing mostly-Chris-Cunningham official Aphex Twin videos–however a while back I was “surfing” youtube.com with a feeling something reminiscent of the old 1996 days of “surfing the web” and came to a cold halt when I ran across some fan-made Aphex Twin videos.

Warning! Creepy and depressing!:

• Nuclear Family (54 Cymru Beats)

• the “Milkman” Flash video

• to my further horror, it looks like youtube has pulled the video for Alberto Balsalm! Someone please post a link if you can find it! (You’ll know it when you see it: nice pleasant slowly blossoming ocean nuke testing, and then BAM - GUY GETTIN KILLED - back to serene nuke tests.)