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Here’s your chance to meet a real live candidate for the office of the President of the United States of America, Bob Barr! I met Ron Paul under similar circumstances back in 1988, and it was very cool!!

Bob Barr (http:​/​/​bobba​rr200​8.com) is back in town this Frida​y,​ Octob​er 17.

First​,​ Bob will be speak​ing and takin​g quest​ions at the South​ Metro​ Denve​r Chamb​er of Comme​rce from 1:​00-​2:​00 p.m. The Chamb​er
(http://bestchamber.com/) is locat​ed at 6840 S Unive​rsity​ Blvd,​ Cente​nnial​,​ CO. RSVP required.

Secon​d,​ Bob will speak​ and take quest​ions at Denve​rUniv​ersit​y from 3:​00-​4:​00 p.m. The event​ will take place​ at Linds​ey Audit​orium​ in Sturm​ Hall,​ 2000 E Asbur​y Ave, Denve​r,​ CO. No RSVP neces​sary.​

All party​ membe​rs and liber​ty lover​s are invit​ed to atten​d both event​s.​ We hope to see you there​.​

Third​,​ ANOTH​ER CHANC​E TO MEET BOB IN PERSO​N.​ Come out and shake​ hands​ with Bob!

Locat​ion:​ Lodos​ Bar and Grill​ (http:​/​/​lodos​baran​dgril​l.​com/), 1946 Marke​t Stree​t,​ Denve​r,​ CO, in the Rox Room, from 6:​00-​ 8:00 p.m.

This is an infor​mal event​.​ Grab a beer,​ have some wings​,​ and talk with the only presi​denti​al candi​date that actua​lly belie​ves in thing​s calle​d liber​ty,​ freed​om and small​ gover​nment​.​ No RSVP neces​sary.​

Also note:​ The Color​ado for Bob Barr meetu​p group​ is at Lodos​ every​ Thurs​day night​ at 6:30 until​ elect​ion day. Look for us on the roof top patio​,​ unles​s its snowi​ng or somet​hing.​

See you there?!?

Twist and Shout is selling keychains that have clocks counting down the days, minutes, and seconds left for the Bush Administration. These are also available online at backwardsbush.com.

Get yours today!

Everyone in Denver knows The Market (on Larimer), but did you know that The Market is also home to the best barista on the planet, Mr. Scott Barnes:

It doesn’t hurt that The Market also has the best espresso in town.

NOTE: If you don’t see Scott behind the counter, turn around and march right down to the Tattered Cover or Evil Bean, lest you wind up with a cup of milk from some lesser wanna-be who should be working at Charbucks.

Propz to We-Todd for the photo

With Bush out of the picture (I personally am counting the days until the Real Mission Is Accomplished!) it looks like for the first time this century it will finally be safe to vote for a Third Party Presidential Candidate. YES!!!

If you are a Libertarian or simply interested in learning more about The Party, now’s the time to register for the LP convention, to be held at the Adam’s Mark Hotel in Denver, Colorado, from Thursday, May 22nd through Monday, May 26th (Memorial Day weekend).

Speakers include:

• Reggie Rivers
• David Harsanyi
• Jessica Peck Corry
• Craig Shirley
• Desiree Hickson
• Neal Boortz
• Michael Cloud
• Councilman Doug Anderson
• Former Congressman Bob Barr
• Trustee Joe Johnson

Welcome Reception Entertainment is to be provided by “Plastered in Paris.” Yeah I do not know what that means either but it definitely sounds entertaining.

Packages range in price from $99 to $469.

Just say “No” to the status quo and register now at denverlpcon.com!

Why just this very minute, Littleton has authorized a Special Enforcement Team to tackle the (let’s face it — horrific) graffiti problem.

Word is they’re modeling the program after this successful campaign set up by former New york mayor Rudy Giuliani:

Now that ought to do it!

OK bitches what’s your name?

Comments are required this time, muthafuckers!!

Well, that was quick. Nice work everybody!

We must remain vigilant! Now is not the time to become complacent!

The Onion has a list of the 15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone Else Ever Has Or Will up at their avclub.com site.

The Only Real Difference between Bush and Hitler is not one of them, but it is mentioned parenthetically under item number 7:

Vonnegut (who often said “The only difference between Bush and Hitler is that Hitler was elected” [emphasis added]) was righteously skeptical about war, having famously survived the only one worth fighting in his lifetime. And it’s never been more true: Left or right, Christian or Muslim, those convinced they’re doing violence in service of a higher power and against an irretrievably inhuman enemy are the most dangerous creatures of all.

Go now and read the rest of the article!

And, like, hell-oooooo peeples, the Real Reason Littleton Sucks is because all suburbs suck. Like, holy hell, Batman, at what point does redundancy equal prison and/or death, when gas hits $4.00/gallon?!? Shaaaa - get a clue already!

Oh man, we are so unpopular. How unpopular are we? Our most popular article as estimated by the number of internet strangers making comments is Littleton, CO Sucks. This page comes up as the 77th result if you search for the words “littleton,” “CO,” and “sucks” at google. We didn’t even crack the top 1000 at yahoo.

That is pretty weak, people, but it is the best we’ve got. I propose that set a goal for ourselves of being the number 1 search result at google when people search for “littleton,” “CO,” and “sucks” by the end of the year. We can do it people. It’s all about the attitude.

So the next time you post something here about whatever it is that got your panties in a bunch, make sure to add a second post about out least favorite suburb, Littleton, CO.

Make sure to use the Littleton, CO Sucks category.

In case you missed it, the Libertarian Party has announced that it will be holding its 2008 National Convention between Friday, May 23th and Monday, May 26th at the Adam’s Mark Hotel in Denver, Colorado. See you there?