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Well, that was quick. Nice work everybody!

We must remain vigilant! Now is not the time to become complacent!

The Onion has a list of the 15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone Else Ever Has Or Will up at their avclub.com site.

The Only Real Difference between Bush and Hitler is not one of them, but it is mentioned parenthetically under item number 7:

Vonnegut (who often said “The only difference between Bush and Hitler is that Hitler was elected” [emphasis added]) was righteously skeptical about war, having famously survived the only one worth fighting in his lifetime. And it’s never been more true: Left or right, Christian or Muslim, those convinced they’re doing violence in service of a higher power and against an irretrievably inhuman enemy are the most dangerous creatures of all.

Go now and read the rest of the article!

And, like, hell-oooooo peeples, the Real Reason Littleton Sucks is because all suburbs suck. Like, holy hell, Batman, at what point does redundancy equal prison and/or death, when gas hits $4.00/gallon?!? Shaaaa - get a clue already!

Oh man, we are so unpopular. How unpopular are we? Our most popular article as estimated by the number of internet strangers making comments is Littleton, CO Sucks. This page comes up as the 77th result if you search for the words “littleton,” “CO,” and “sucks” at google. We didn’t even crack the top 1000 at yahoo.

That is pretty weak, people, but it is the best we’ve got. I propose that set a goal for ourselves of being the number 1 search result at google when people search for “littleton,” “CO,” and “sucks” by the end of the year. We can do it people. It’s all about the attitude.

So the next time you post something here about whatever it is that got your panties in a bunch, make sure to add a second post about out least favorite suburb, Littleton, CO.

Make sure to use the Littleton, CO Sucks category.

Really starting to regret moving to Littleton. Here’s why:

• No bars. Well, there are some, but not very many. Apparently its insanely difficult to get a liquor license in Littleton. The majority are the “bar” half of “bar and grill” type chain restaurants (see below) which close at 10 PM.
• There are enough dipshit Christians in the vicinity to support a Mardel store. If you haven’t seen it, it is a warehouse “Christian supply” store. I’ve not ventured inside yet, but I’m very curious as to just what they are filling that huge place up with. How many crucifixes can there be?
• Home of the Columbine massacre.
• Strip malls with national chain stores make up about 99% of the retail space.
• Shitty access to highways. Try driving down Hampden Avenue where the speed limit goes from 65 to 55 to 45 to 35 to 40 to 45 between Kipling and I-25. There are cops from four different municipalities patrolling in force every day. Especially bad are the Sheridan cops near the Federal Blvd intersection. I don’t even drive this road any more because if you miss a speed limit change you have a very good chance of getting a ticket. Littleton’s other highway? C-470, the highway to Highlands Ranch. What more can I say?

One thing that Littleton has going for it is the South Suburban Recreation District. Very nice facilities, classes, etc. Our address puts us in the Foothills Recreation District which also is pretty good. So I guess it could be worse.

But then, you already knew this, didn’t you?