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I only thought of this two-and-a-half months too late

November 3rd, 2008

Hope.  (Bob)

There’s a buttload more of these Shepard Fairey homages over at Rene Wanner’s Poster Page…. I think my favorites are Soup, Dependsrent a car bulgaria, and any of the Scary Bitch Palin posters, with honorable mention to Bork. Also, The Hoff (not pictured).

I could have made the big time on cafepress if it weren’t for those meddling 21stcenturyfilth kids.

UPDATE:   And furthermore, Teh Nickz0rz sends lolatmccain.com

Bush Administration Countdown Clocks Available

April 10th, 2008

Twist and Shout is selling keychains that have clocks counting down the days, minutes, and seconds left for the Bush Administration. These are also available online at backwardsbush.com.

Get yours today!

Vermont Towns Vote to Arrest Bush and Cheney

March 18th, 2008

Earlier this month two towns in southern Vermont voted to have Bush and Cheney arrested for “crimes against our Constitution,” should they ever be foolish enough to pay one of the towns a visit. Interestingly, Vermont is the only state in our union that Bush has not yet visited.

The votes were held on primary day, Tuesday, March 4th. In Brattleboro the measure passed 2,012 to 1,795, while in Marlboro the non-binding measure was approved in a town meeting by 43 to 25.

One wonders whether the arresting officers could find some reason to spend a minute or two waterboarding the two prior to prosecution, impeachment, or extradition. Perhaps then we could finally learn the truth about Iraq’s WMDs, Valerie Plame, the FBI’s wiretaps, etc.? More likely they’d just tell the interrogators what they want to hear, proving the technique’s uselessness.

The conservative response to the news is all too predictable. I personally am counting the days (308) until a new administration puts the current one out of the world’s misery.

King of the Baristas

March 12th, 2008

Everyone in Denver knows The Market (on Larimer), but did you know that The Market is also home to the best barista on the planet, Mr. Scott Barnes:
Barista Extraordinaire
It doesn’t hurt that The Market also has the best espresso in town.

NOTE: If you don’t see Scott behind the counter, turn around and march right down to the Tattered Cover or Evil Bean, lest you wind up with a cup of milk from some lesser wanna-be who should be working at Charbucks.

Propz to We-Todd for the photo

dont forget yr seizure meds!

February 13th, 2008

ZOMGWTFBBQ!!1!!

Search for anything at all…

I had quite a good time with “beer”…3 minutes at a time. Post your best search results in Comments.

Propz to Porkchop for teh eye-opening “experience”

Cannonballer, Cannonballer, wherefore art thou, Cannonballer?

January 23rd, 2008
It’s turtles all the way down, bitches!

Because Cannonballer won’t get around to posting…ANYTHING AT ALL!

When homoeroticism blossoms

November 26th, 2007


Propz to C-Bart the PFY for teh youtubez0rz and lolz.

Torture Greg Swallow, former skate-punk

October 3rd, 2007

Got spare $$$ and really bad taste in music (speaking of Britney….)?
Well sign up to torture Greg Swallow - Hurry, only a few days left!

(This message brought to you by my cassette collection of Crue, Ratt, Poison, and Dokken)

UPDATE: My musical leanings are more questionable than I thought:
Questionable musical taste?
This didn’t get it’s own post cuz I didn’t want to push Flowers’ brilliant ArpaNet post off the front page just yet :)

Just Heartbreaking. But…

June 20th, 2007

Let there be much gnashing of teeth and wringing of hands, for Spore is delayed again (article linked off of games.slashdot.org).
Fuckity.

BUUUUUUUUT…..
UPDATE! Desktop Tower Defense 1.5 has been released! Hooray!

The Only Real Difference between Bush and Hitler

May 9th, 2007

The Onion has a list of the 15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone Else Ever Has Or Will up at their avclub.com site.

The Only Real Difference between Bush and Hitler is not one of them, but it is mentioned parenthetically under item number 7:

Vonnegut (who often said “The only difference between Bush and Hitler is that Hitler was elected” [emphasis added]) was righteously skeptical about war, having famously survived the only one worth fighting in his lifetime. And it’s never been more true: Left or right, Christian or Muslim, those convinced they’re doing violence in service of a higher power and against an irretrievably inhuman enemy are the most dangerous creatures of all.

Go now and read the rest of the article!

And, like, hell-oooooo peeples, the Real Reason Littleton Sucks is because all suburbs suck. Like, holy hell, Batman, at what point does redundancy equal prison and/or death, when gas hits $4.00/gallon?!? Shaaaa - get a clue already!

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