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Today’s Featured Article at wikipedia.org is The Power of Nightmares.

If you’re unfamiliar with the series of three hour-long documentary films, that’s probably because it has had limited exposure in the US. The reasons for this are obvious: it compares radical islam with neo-conservatism, showing how they are similar and feed off each other.

So be a good little mouse potato and go check it out!

Twist and Shout is selling keychains that have clocks counting down the days, minutes, and seconds left for the Bush Administration. These are also available online at backwardsbush.com.

Get yours today!

When the music’s over turn out the light.
Turn out the light.
Turn out the light.

For those of you who missed one or more episodes of The Sopranos, including maybe the one last night, I would like to save you the expense of all those DVDs and say that the ultimate message is of the entire series is:

Every day is a gift

And that’s your bottom line - the Sopranos in a nutshell.

Phrased like that, without the foul language, nudity, senseless violence, and cold-blooded murder, it sounds almost religious, doesn’t it? After getting shot, what should Tony do?

And after repeated and continuing fuckage attempts by multiple telcos, what should DancinFool do?

The answer to that question is left as an exercise for the reader.

Which is to say: yeah, maybe your Monday sucks, but get over it, no matter how bad it gets, a Monday every week sure as hell beats the alternative.

‘Cause the music is your only friend, until the end.
Until the end.
Until the end.
Un - til the … end….

Or … not….

Looks like plucky online retailer amazon.com (anyone heard of these guys before?) will offer DRM-free downloads of music from 12,000 record labels. Did you even know there were 12,000 record labels left in the world? I thought the big three had bought everyone out.

At any rate, it looks like our boycott worked! Nice job, everyone!

*Previous Mission Accomplished


What wrong that needs righting will we unleash our terrible power onto next?

Well, that was quick. Nice work everybody!

We must remain vigilant! Now is not the time to become complacent!