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“Stolen” from a person named “масиElizabeth Ohlson” on facebook - not sure whether she wrote it, but it’s definitely worth repeating:

“You didn’t get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President.

“You didn’t get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate energy policy.

“You didn’t get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed.

“You didn’t get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.

“You didn’t get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us.

“You didn’t get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on said illegal war.

“You didn’t get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in Iraq.

“You didn’t get mad when you saw the Abu Grahib photos.

“You didn’t get mad when you found out we were torturing people.

“You didn’t get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping Americans.

“You didn’t get mad when we didn’t catch Bin Laden.

“You didn’t get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed.

“You didn’t get mad when we let a major US city drown.

“You didn’t get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark.

“You finally got mad when.. when… wait for it… when the government decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick. Yes, illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, are all okay with you but helping other Americans… well f!*k that. That about right? You know it is.

“You people have all lost your f!*king minds. You are selfish, greedy, obnoxious, narcissistic, and frankly… stupid. Your pathetic little misspelled protest signs are embarrassing. Maybe you ought to find the smart person in your midst and let them make up all the signs, cause man, you look like a bunch of idiots further making America the embarrassment of the civilized world.”

Here’s your chance to meet a real live candidate for the office of the President of the United States of America, Bob Barr! I met Ron Paul under similar circumstances back in 1988, and it was very cool!!

Bob Barr (http:​/​/​bobba​rr200​8.com) is back in town this Frida​y,​ Octob​er 17.

First​,​ Bob will be speak​ing and takin​g quest​ions at the South​ Metro​ Denve​r Chamb​er of Comme​rce from 1:​00-​2:​00 p.m. The Chamb​er
(http://bestchamber.com/) is locat​ed at 6840 S Unive​rsity​ Blvd,​ Cente​nnial​,​ CO. RSVP required.

Secon​d,​ Bob will speak​ and take quest​ions at Denve​rUniv​ersit​y from 3:​00-​4:​00 p.m. The event​ will take place​ at Linds​ey Audit​orium​ in Sturm​ Hall,​ 2000 E Asbur​y Ave, Denve​r,​ CO. No RSVP neces​sary.​

All party​ membe​rs and liber​ty lover​s are invit​ed to atten​d both event​s.​ We hope to see you there​.​

Third​,​ ANOTH​ER CHANC​E TO MEET BOB IN PERSO​N.​ Come out and shake​ hands​ with Bob!

Locat​ion:​ Lodos​ Bar and Grill​ (http:​/​/​lodos​baran​dgril​l.​com/), 1946 Marke​t Stree​t,​ Denve​r,​ CO, in the Rox Room, from 6:​00-​ 8:00 p.m.

This is an infor​mal event​.​ Grab a beer,​ have some wings​,​ and talk with the only presi​denti​al candi​date that actua​lly belie​ves in thing​s calle​d liber​ty,​ freed​om and small​ gover​nment​.​ No RSVP neces​sary.​

Also note:​ The Color​ado for Bob Barr meetu​p group​ is at Lodos​ every​ Thurs​day night​ at 6:30 until​ elect​ion day. Look for us on the roof top patio​,​ unles​s its snowi​ng or somet​hing.​

See you there?!?

Things may be dead here but they are alive and well over at the photoshop disasters blog.

Of course users of the gimp are too smart to ever commit blunders like these!

Earlier this month two towns in southern Vermont voted to have Bush and Cheney arrested for “crimes against our Constitution,” should they ever be foolish enough to pay one of the towns a visit. Interestingly, Vermont is the only state in our union that Bush has not yet visited.

The votes were held on primary day, Tuesday, March 4th. In Brattleboro the measure passed 2,012 to 1,795, while in Marlboro the non-binding measure was approved in a town meeting by 43 to 25.

One wonders whether the arresting officers could find some reason to spend a minute or two waterboarding the two prior to prosecution, impeachment, or extradition. Perhaps then we could finally learn the truth about Iraq’s WMDs, Valerie Plame, the FBI’s wiretaps, etc.? More likely they’d just tell the interrogators what they want to hear, proving the technique’s uselessness.

The conservative response to the news is all too predictable. I personally am counting the days (308) until a new administration puts the current one out of the world’s misery.

With Bush out of the picture (I personally am counting the days until the Real Mission Is Accomplished!) it looks like for the first time this century it will finally be safe to vote for a Third Party Presidential Candidate. YES!!!

If you are a Libertarian or simply interested in learning more about The Party, now’s the time to register for the LP convention, to be held at the Adam’s Mark Hotel in Denver, Colorado, from Thursday, May 22nd through Monday, May 26th (Memorial Day weekend).

Speakers include:

• Reggie Rivers
• David Harsanyi
• Jessica Peck Corry
• Craig Shirley
• Desiree Hickson
• Neal Boortz
• Michael Cloud
• Councilman Doug Anderson
• Former Congressman Bob Barr
• Trustee Joe Johnson

Welcome Reception Entertainment is to be provided by “Plastered in Paris.” Yeah I do not know what that means either but it definitely sounds entertaining.

Packages range in price from $99 to $469.

Just say “No” to the status quo and register now at denverlpcon.com!

OK bitches what’s your name?

Comments are required this time, muthafuckers!!

When the music’s over turn out the light.
Turn out the light.
Turn out the light.

For those of you who missed one or more episodes of The Sopranos, including maybe the one last night, I would like to save you the expense of all those DVDs and say that the ultimate message is of the entire series is:

Every day is a gift

And that’s your bottom line - the Sopranos in a nutshell.

Phrased like that, without the foul language, nudity, senseless violence, and cold-blooded murder, it sounds almost religious, doesn’t it? After getting shot, what should Tony do?

And after repeated and continuing fuckage attempts by multiple telcos, what should DancinFool do?

The answer to that question is left as an exercise for the reader.

Which is to say: yeah, maybe your Monday sucks, but get over it, no matter how bad it gets, a Monday every week sure as hell beats the alternative.

‘Cause the music is your only friend, until the end.
Until the end.
Until the end.
Un - til the … end….

Or … not….

Looks like plucky online retailer amazon.com (anyone heard of these guys before?) will offer DRM-free downloads of music from 12,000 record labels. Did you even know there were 12,000 record labels left in the world? I thought the big three had bought everyone out.

At any rate, it looks like our boycott worked! Nice job, everyone!

*Previous Mission Accomplished


What wrong that needs righting will we unleash our terrible power onto next?

The Onion has a list of the 15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone Else Ever Has Or Will up at their avclub.com site.

The Only Real Difference between Bush and Hitler is not one of them, but it is mentioned parenthetically under item number 7:

Vonnegut (who often said “The only difference between Bush and Hitler is that Hitler was elected” [emphasis added]) was righteously skeptical about war, having famously survived the only one worth fighting in his lifetime. And it’s never been more true: Left or right, Christian or Muslim, those convinced they’re doing violence in service of a higher power and against an irretrievably inhuman enemy are the most dangerous creatures of all.

Go now and read the rest of the article!

And, like, hell-oooooo peeples, the Real Reason Littleton Sucks is because all suburbs suck. Like, holy hell, Batman, at what point does redundancy equal prison and/or death, when gas hits $4.00/gallon?!? Shaaaa - get a clue already!

Oh man, we are so unpopular. How unpopular are we? Our most popular article as estimated by the number of internet strangers making comments is Littleton, CO Sucks. This page comes up as the 77th result if you search for the words “littleton,” “CO,” and “sucks” at google. We didn’t even crack the top 1000 at yahoo.

That is pretty weak, people, but it is the best we’ve got. I propose that set a goal for ourselves of being the number 1 search result at google when people search for “littleton,” “CO,” and “sucks” by the end of the year. We can do it people. It’s all about the attitude.

So the next time you post something here about whatever it is that got your panties in a bunch, make sure to add a second post about out least favorite suburb, Littleton, CO.

Make sure to use the Littleton, CO Sucks category.